There's been a Molly Ringwald sighting....

I am really frickin' out of it

What is Paris 36? Colin Farrell was in Crazy Heart? Dammit...

Awkward Oscar Moment #5-7

#5 someone not updating the teleprompter, forcing the revelation that Jude Law is a dick.

#6 is me not having heard of that Secret of Kells movie.

#7 is Pete Docter learning he can go home early.

Best Supporting Actor

the first surprise of the night, at least in the Damon, Harrelson, Plummer and Tucci households.

Waltz delivers as gracious and pleasantly digressive speech as he delivers a charmingly evil performance.

Awkward Oscar Moment #4

Steve Martin: "Christoph Waltz played a nazi hunting Jews." (Spreads arms to indicate all the Jews in the room.)
(Cut to nonplused Joel Coen.)

Suzy Amis

must have a tapeworm.

Pointless Oscar Moments #1-3

having the best actor and actress nominees come out at the beginning to stand awkwardly at the edge of the stage, then be escorted to the audience.

Moment #2: Neil Patrick Harris's one-liner-y song.

Moment #3: the indistinct shadows of stars reacting to Neil Patrick Harris's awkward song.